Tuesday, February 10, 2009

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!

Note: I received the following joke in an email today. It's probably old, but what the hell, I'll share it with the rest of you anyway.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

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